El Moro is an over-priced tourist trap frequented by dive groups whose dive master gets paid to send them. Now before you scream, think about it, have you ever seen a Mexican eating in there?
Seriously? My DM would rather go to La Choza I think. Must not be getting much of a kickback though as she doesn't push for it.
And so the definition of a good restaurant is how many Mexicans eat there? Wow. I didn't know that the ability to discern good food was a racial thing. You know Kinta might be light on Mexicans too. Darn I like to eat there too. Come to think of it there weren't any Mexicans eating at Danube either when I was there. (Well actually we had one or more Mexicans in our group often when we went, but I guess I can't count them? )
I always thought tourist traps usually had balloon hats. I am so confused. So is Michael too I guess, the poor devil.... But he does take some nice photos: Cozumel Sun
Yum, look at that crappy tourist food.... I had heard it was one of the oldest restaurants on the island too? Must be that kickback model is the way to go! Amazing the gringos who go there year after year never figure it out....
Anyway, what is the kickback on sending groups? Maybe I can ask Ray to kick back to me for taking people there?
(Irony and Satire aside, can't you just say you think the food is expensive and not that good? Or perchance offer some sort of proof....)