I was standing next to a foreigner in Mega, and we started chatting. She said she wanted to buy lunch meat to make a couple of sandwiches to take to the beach.
She then ordered a kilo of cold cuts. I said, how many sandwiches are you planning on making because a kilo will feed a small army.
She quickly purchased 6 slices of cold cuts.
I would be embarrassed to tell you some of the stuff I have said, and my misunderstand of what I was reading. I had to leave one "store" because the people where laughing so hard...which is understandable considering what I thought the place was.